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Немного о малом

kgro — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:57:40 +0000

Вспомнил:

старый Чешский мултфильм

Лёлик и Болек

перевел

или адаптировал к Французским условиям

Le Lolique et Le Bolique

получилось:

черт знает что такое, достойное организации

ФОТОГЕНА

а так-же:

нашел где-то на задворках интернетов

Болек и Лёлик. Эспериментальная поэзия.

Когда однажды Дитер Болек

Лёлик Милявскую узрел,

Она была в трико отважных,

В балетной пачке “Беспредел”,

Он офигел. И чуть влюбился

В изнанку Лёлиной души.

Он с ней бы даже породнился,

Но нет – увы, увы, у, вы

Находите не смелым

Больной души его порыв?

Вам надо, чтобы мазать мелом

Лёлик лицо и петь внадрыв?

Оставьте это – вы же дома.

Пред вами включен телеви

И вы в диванчике удобном,

Над вами пухнут этажи.

Там смотрит глаз,

В котором Лёлик,

И Дитер. Болен.

Мир жесток.

Когда б никто не одинок,

Не стали б люди выть о боли,

И фиговый вшивать листок

В своё трико…

исходник

Заценил:

и подумал, нее — стих хороший. Даже очень хороший,

но не экспериментальный…

Auto FAIL

kgro — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:55:11 +0000

This picture I took in Gemrmany. This is the ultimate proof that Germans don’t speak any English. I wonder what the guy was thinking when he got the license plate.

And this is the logo of the actual organization – Auto-Strassenhilfen-Schweiz (which means something like Auto Assistance Switzerland). They, actually, did find the translation to French and Italian, which are other two official languages in Switzerland.

And this is the actual ASS car. Their web site can be found, very appropriately, on ASS.CH.

Just the most fucking amazing music video on the bloody YouTube

kgro — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:01:44 +0000

Got to love the David Bryne’s input in it. Feels like he is responsible for the majority of the stuff…

The permanently available, but constantly ignored ingredient has made it to the cook book

kgro — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:00:08 +0000

This is the funniest shit I have seen!!!

Ha ha ha ha! LOL! ROFL! I simply can’t stop laughing from the idea that somebody actually beleives in the nutritious value of cum! Comon people, the whole idea is funny and stuff, but you can’t be serious when writing this:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!

On the other hand majority of the comments are pure pisstake:

I won’t be asking people to come to dinner anymore…I will be asking them to come AT dinner !!!

This is the best book that I have ever cum across !!!

These recipes are easy to make, even for cooking “new comers.”
The Tossed Salad was a big hit at our Mens’ Club Meeting. A slathering of Creamy Cucumber dressing really made the flavors pop.

There are some twats as well, that not only don’t understand the irony of the actual book

…and most importantly, what about the notion of transmitting HIV through consuming semen?

HIV infection can be by transmitted by the following body fluids:

Blood,blood products, like plasma,fluid around joints, the heart, lungs, the chest, and abdomen, vaginal secretions, fluids in childbirth,fluid in the brain and spinal column,SEMEN and certain other body fluids (especially those containing visible blood).

Please be considerate of others and do not boast of “sneaking” semen into your friends foods. While you may not have HIV, someone else may and not know it yet, they may read your comments and think, hey what a great idea!!!

but also do not really understand how things really work - in this case with HIV. Once the substance has been in contact with air – oxidized, the virus is dead. The virus in the non-oxidized substance dies at the temperature 40ºC, so technically it is highly improbable to transmit HIV by using semen as a cooking ingredient.

So – it is ok to serve the people your spunk without letting them know what they are eating!!!

Thanks Annette for the link.

The book is available here for USD 24.95

Burn, Hollywood motherfuckers, burn

kgro — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:31:06 +0000

Mothefucking Hollywood, the factory of the fake dreams. The centre of the misguided personalities. Home of the fucking posers and whores. Fuck all that fake crap and fuck all those superficial motherfuckers!

Fuck Rodeo Drive with their 15 stupid shops, where Zegna, for some bizarre reason, is double in it’s price compared to the rest of the world, while the collection is still the fucking last season.

Fuck all those possies and their De Deux. This was supposed to be the best fucking club in LA, but to me it looks like some guy’s garden party. Fuck all those bitches in Le Deux too, how can’t tell shit Dom Perignon ’94 from the 2000 Cristal.

Fuck all those stupid bands, that do not know how to place a fucking comma in their own band name, thus completely fucking up the meaning of the three word sentence.

Screw the, supposently best hotel in the Beverly Hills, the stupid Raffles. It’s shit! Size of the fucking suite is not the only thing that buys you class, suckers.

You American twats have no fucking clue about the finer things in life. Your houses are made of cardboard and you live surrounded by fake gold plastic artefacts mass manufactured in China at the price of the fucking peanuts.

Fuck ya all!

Fucking fake flames and shit… You see what I mean?!

Дискурс

kgro — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:03:09 +0000

Не понимаю, почему людей так тресет от копипэйста и боянов… Не все ведь в дваче сидят без перестанно, да и на лепру не у всех инвайты есть.

Короче, вот вам один боянчик – правда видео, зато из под Яровратовского крыла – всегда забавно читать рассуждения этого товарища, инода хохочу просто де слез.

without further ado – discurs:

И вообще – Яроврат это единственная причина, почему я в анти-теме не деградиуюсь до комментирования Теминого ЖЖ. То есть если я уж не берусь Яровартовскую чушь серьезно (ну или вообще как то) воспринимать, то уж и Темину жужу трогать не стоит.

I AM A RIOT!

kgro — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:48:19 +0000

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To Do (v. 1.5)

kgro — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 19:52:27 +0000

с этим постом начинаю переносить ЖЖ посты на новый блог. Содержание многих будет изменено / откорректированно. Даты те же, что и у оригинальных постов.

This post marks the transfer of my personal posts from LiveJournal to this blog. Some of those posts will be modified / corrected. Dates will stay the same as the original entries.

To Do:

1. [high importance] Написать прикол про разговор между А. Лебедевым и его сыном:

Самизнаетекто: ну что, сынок, как школа?

Сынок: охуительно, пап! Смотри – пятерка…

СЗК: [внимательно осматривает дневник] скажи своей учительнице, сынок, что этот совковский почерк и эти красные чернила нам всем уже остоуебили. Да и керинг говно, и композиция импотентская. И вообще, что такое “5″?! Скушно, неуютно, недомашне. Надо просто, но метко, типа “заебись, мальчик!”. С детьми ведь работают, как никак…

[занавес]

… ну или типа в этом русле…

2. [low importance] Find out whether he’s got a son at all

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