For the past week and, probably, for the week to come I am looking like this:
Damn this dental surgery and damn this ibuprofen, the stuff I am feeding on right now.
On the separate note – it is a lot of fun walking in to the small shops like these. Shop proprietors are not the happiest bunnies. Next thing to try:
walk in, explain the situation, show the swellings, buy something significant, pay for it and when leaving the shop, outside starting to run. Let the guys inside know nothing about guys from the outside trying to save them… Applicable in Germany
And this is the logo of the actual organization – Auto-Strassenhilfen-Schweiz (which means something like Auto Assistance Switzerland). They, actually, did find the translation to French and Italian, which are other two official languages in Switzerland.