Mothefucking Hollywood, the factory of the fake dreams. The centre of the misguided personalities. Home of the fucking posers and whores. Fuck all that fake crap and fuck all those superficial motherfuckers! Fuck Rodeo Drive with their 15 stupid shops, where Zegna, for some bizarre reason, is double in it's price compared to the rest of the world, while the collection is still the fucking last season. Fuck all those possies and their De Deux. This was supposed to be the best fucking club in LA, but to me it looks like some guy's garden party. Fuck all those bitches in Le Deux too, how can't tell shit Dom Perignon '94 from the 2000 Cristal. Fuck all those stupid bands, that do not know how to place a fucking comma in their own band name, thus completely fucking up the meaning of the three word sentence. Screw the, supposently best hotel in the Beverly Hills, the stupid Raffles. It's shit! Size of the fucking suite is not the only thing that buys you class, suckers. You American twats have no fucking clue about the finer things in life. Your houses are made of cardboard and you live surrounded by fake gold plastic artefacts mass manufactured in China at the price of the fucking peanuts. Fuck ya all! Fucking fake flames and shit... You see what I mean?!