Вспомнил:

старый Чешский мултфильм

Лёлик и Болек

перевел

или адаптировал к Французским условиям

Le Lolique et Le Bolique

получилось:

черт знает что такое, достойное организации

ФОТОГЕНА

а так-же:

нашел где-то на задворках интернетов

Болек и Лёлик. Эспериментальная поэзия.

Когда однажды Дитер Болек

Лёлик Милявскую узрел,

Она была в трико отважных,

В балетной пачке "Беспредел",

Он офигел. И чуть влюбился

В изнанку Лёлиной души.

Он с ней бы даже породнился,

Но нет - увы, увы, у, вы

Находите не смелым

Больной души его порыв?

Вам надо, чтобы мазать мелом

Лёлик лицо и петь внадрыв?

Оставьте это - вы же дома.

Пред вами включен телеви

И вы в диванчике удобном,

Над вами пухнут этажи.

Там смотрит глаз,

В котором Лёлик,

И Дитер. Болен.

Мир жесток.

Когда б никто не одинок,

Не стали б люди выть о боли,

И фиговый вшивать листок

В своё трико...

исходник

Заценил:

и подумал, нее — стих хороший. Даже очень хороший,

но не экспериментальный…

This is the funniest shit I have seen!!! Ha ha ha ha! LOL! ROFL! I simply can't stop laughing from the idea that somebody actually beleives in the nutritious value of cum! Comon people, the whole idea is funny and stuff, but you can't be serious when writing this:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

On the other hand majority of the comments are pure pisstake:  

Eclipse, the Super Light Jet manufacturer, owned partially by Bill Gates (or Microsoft, don't remember) is filing for Chapter 11 - basically they are bust...

Jet Maker Eclipse Files for Chapter 11

Eclipse Aviation Corp., a pioneer maker of small, low-cost personal jets, filed for federal bankruptcy-court protection Tuesday amid signs that current economic downdrafts are particularly hurting makers of smaller business aircraft and private propeller planes. Beset by longstanding manufacturing problems, tightening global credit markets and negative publicity from some technical glitches with its so-called very light jets, the Albuquerque, N. M., company earlier this month temporarily failed to pay its 1,100 employees. Eclipse builds six-seat aircraft aimed at private pilots, as well as what the company hoped would become a viable industry of air-taxi operators.

Wall Street Journal, 26 November 2008

I have visited the airshow recently - unlike previous years it was almost empty. You could go to any plane with no appointment (including the BBJ, let alone the Gulfstreams) and all sales people, after about 10 minutes of conversation, admitted that there where almost no sales at all. I feel sorry for all those guys, who were buying 2 or more planes, of which only one was for their personal / corporate use and the rest were for sale at a premium. Now they are really fucked.

Mothefucking Hollywood, the factory of the fake dreams. The centre of the misguided personalities. Home of the fucking posers and whores. Fuck all that fake crap and fuck all those superficial motherfuckers! Fuck Rodeo Drive with their 15 stupid shops, where Zegna, for some bizarre reason, is double in it's price compared to the rest of the world, while the collection is still the fucking last season. Fuck all those possies and their De Deux. This was supposed to be the best fucking club in LA, but to me it looks like some guy's garden party. Fuck all those bitches in Le Deux too, how can't tell shit Dom Perignon '94 from the 2000 Cristal. Fuck all those stupid bands, that do not know how to place a fucking comma in their own band name, thus completely fucking up the meaning of the three word sentence. Screw the, supposently best hotel in the Beverly Hills, the stupid Raffles. It's shit! Size of the fucking suite is not the only thing that buys you class, suckers. You American twats have no fucking clue about the finer things in life. Your houses are made of cardboard and you live surrounded by fake gold plastic artefacts mass manufactured in China at the price of the fucking peanuts. Fuck ya all! Fucking fake flames and shit... You see what I mean?!

Не понимаю, почему людей так тресет от копипэйста и боянов... Не все ведь в дваче сидят без перестанно, да и на лепру не у всех инвайты есть. Короче, вот вам один боянчик - правда видео, зато из под Яровратовского крыла - всегда забавно читать рассуждения этого товарища, инода хохочу просто де слез. without further ado - discurs: И вообще - Яроврат это единственная причина, почему я в анти-теме не деградиуюсь до комментирования Теминого ЖЖ. То есть если я уж не берусь Яровартовскую чушь серьезно (ну или вообще как то) воспринимать, то уж и Темину жужу трогать не стоит.

There is a new blog I have discovered for myself. Well, the blog itself is not new, but it is a blog of a guy, who's book I have enjoyed reading. Took me some time to google him and - surprise! - the guy is actually a very serious chap at the University of Glasgow... Despite the fact that I know him from his book on negotiations (which has helped me a great deal back when I was reading it) - "Everything Is Negotiable", he is an economist and an avid fan of Adam Smith (just like yours truly). Having red too much crap online on Adam's views on economics from people who hardly can remember the title of "Wealth Of Nations", let alone the actual content, it was a refreshing reading, where Gavin (Gaving Kennedy is my guy's name, by the way) shits down on anyone who dares to say anything bad about his (and my) hero. His blog can be found on Adam Smith's Lost Legacy, and as a sample, I'll just do a lazy copy/paste maneuvre from his recent typical post:

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OMG! OMG! OMG! This is the most beautiful object I have ever seen in my life!!! I want it! I will trade my 2008 Flying Spur for this! (Even better - no trade, just let me buy this!) OMG! The most beautiful car ever! More here

I like luxist and read it regularly. Sometimes, however, those people are simply wrong. Not that they are terribly wrong, but I would not have expected such level of ignorance in the field of private aviation from them. Now, the story goes like this - Her Majesty the Queen Elisabeth II is shopping for a jet. She is not looking for a BBJ, but rather something smaller, or as luxist is saying

they are in the market for a small executive plane like a Gulfstream or Learjet.

every schoolboy knows, that the only models of Gulfstream and LearJet, that are more or less comparable by size, tech specs and range are G150 / G200 to LearJet 60 / LearJet 60NXT (which is yet to come some time in 2012). The rest of Gulfstreams is just waaaaaaay out of reach of LJ, since G350 is already in the range of Falcon 2000, let alone G450 and G500, that can be compared to Global Express or 7X, right? There is more...

The plane would be paid for by taxpayers and would include the usual private plane bells and whistles, such as catering facilities and in-flight entertainment.

every schoolgirl knows, that neither LJ of any size (that will include the new LJ 60 NXT), nor G150 and G200 has a space for catering (beside a small cabinet with a coffe machine, kettle and a small fridge + space for 12 whiskey thumblers). The crew is only 2, which includes pilot and co-pilot only. That is it. What concerns in-flight entertainment - did you mean Airshow? Or maybe those pathetic side TVs, that come on the mid-size aircraft? A word of advise to HM and anyone else buying in to mid-size and super-mid-size - do not go for those stupid TVs. First of all they are small and uncomfortable to use. Secondly they are heavy (and in jet business every kilo makes a difference), thirdly they are overpriced. Much better solution is to buy something like a MacBook for each seat and load the onboard hard drive with music and movies. As for luxist, well, it is not tragic, just sad that the luxury blog has messed up a little. Best luck to them in the future. The mess can be found here.